Do the test! It's soo good!

This test will start the book ben and i will write called "how to live life the leo way". just keep track of what anwers you get. it's real easy.


How Leo are You Test

On a scale of 1-10 how much do you love yourself?
a. 2, I kind of hate myself b.5-6 I have some off days c.18,657 I rule.

What’s your best feature?
a. um my hands? B. My calves are kind of nice C. where do I start? My hair, my face, and my hot ass just to name a few

In a group of people I typically am
a. invisible, just taking it in hoping someone talks to me b. hanging out with my one good friend, we’re so close c. having the best time of my life, I rule everyone is looking at me and they’re super jealous

When walking down street I do the following:
a. wear all black hope no one looks at me b. I zen out , the world is so beautiful c. I pretend I am a celebrity on my way to a fabulous event, the paprazzi is following me snapping photos and every one who sees me is instantly the luckiest person alive.

Are you Always right?
a. no never b. no one is always right c. yes yes yes yes yes yes why don’t people listen to me?

When I meet someone I think:
a.i have no friends b. I hope we get along c. oh good, another follower for me to recruit, hopefully they don’t always wear that sweater

When getting ready to go out describe the process of getting your outfit together
a. I wear jeans and a shirt b. I just dig through my closet and grab something it usually looks ok c. I start thinking about in the morning and usually I have nothing to wear so I have to go shopping to buy something that makes look amazing so everyone will compliment me later and be super jealous. I have a reputation to uphold after all.

8. You’re at a bar and you see a girl/guy that you think is attractive. How do you proceed?
a. nothing, they won’t talk to me b. maybe I’ll look at them once or talk to them but only if I’m really drunk c. my personal favorite move ( I have many which you can read about in chapter 11) is the smile, look down look up because it’s all “I’m flattered so let me look down and be coy, but now I’m back”

9.Your view on sex is most like the following:
a. I’m a virgin b.sex is a spiritual thing it’s the connection of two souls in a beautiful deep way, lighting one fire I enjoy making love to the spice girls 2 become 1 c. sex is wonderful, it’s work out plus I get complimented after. Duh. (PS I’m secretly into being dominated)

10 Describe how you manage your money
a. I scrimp and save, I’ve had a retirement account since I was 8 b. i try to put away 5% of my pay check c. um what? I just got back from barney’s when I outspend, I win.



Mostly A’s: step away from the edge, don’t kill yourself, read the book, start at the beginning, don’t skip a word. We can help.


Mostly B’s: You’re middle of the road, we think that’s boring. Do yourself a favor read the book, there will probably be sections you can skim.

Mostly C’s: Read this just to reaffirm how amazing you are. Afterwards go to Barney’s, we’re already there. Snaps to you.

Whoa Whoa Whoa, way too long

It's been way too long since i've written anything. here and in general. it's mostly because my computer is basically dead and needs a new hard drive which ken claims he can fin on ebay for "60 bucks tops". pssh that was back in march.
anyway, here's a few things:

1. i am thinking starting a new short story and posting it online. is that corny?
2. you know you're partying a little too much when a pisces looks at you like you're nuts.
3. considering going to south carolina in july? could be fun? could be too hot?